The Don'ts of Driving

Getting ready for a drive from Boston to Jacksonville, Florida in a few weeks. Time to check out the car, shake out the spring wardrobe, and remember some of the rules of the road:

When you're driving, DON'T...
- Drink wine
- eat with a knife and fork
- wipe hamburger grease off your hands
- examine your hands and clothes for bread crumbs or melted chocolate
- listen in on passengers' arguments
- fish around for your meds
- fish around for someone else's meds
- think about what would happen if you suddenly JERKED the steering wheel
- stare at limos
- play that song that makes you close your eyes
- play Monopoly
- or Sudoku
- assume that there are any good restaurants on a peninsula
- drive down said peninsula looking for said restaurant
- answer your email
- change your pants
- floss
- take off more than one layer of clothing at a time
- watch the movie playing in the car ahead of you

Those are all the printable ones I could think of. Feel free to add your own!